On who is actually more attractive than Margot Roth Spiegelman:

Ah, to hear Ben describe another’s beauty…priceless.

On the rigors of academic life:

His dedication…unparalleled.

On answering the phone at 3 in the morning:

Well, we’d be annoyed if someone called that late too.

On appreciating fine music:

A future music critic, perhaps?

On the importance of grooming:

And his choice of instant messaging screen name? Refined.

On exercising authority:

Note his fine ability to communicate even whilst under the influence.

On travel:

Well, not much to say about this one.

On praising his friends:

The pinnacle of flattery.

On modesty:

You really may be the greatest, Ben. Truly.

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