Have you noticed something strange going on with your SO as of late? Some eerie antics, perhaps? Fret not: we’ve been reading ghost stories all month long in anticipation of Halloween and pulled together the 8 sure signs you’re probably dating a ghost:

They can get into places they aren’t supposed to.

Ever wonder how he got through that locked door? How he just kind of shows up where you are? Is it really just coincidence?

You find yourself wondering “Are they a hipster or are they actually from the 20s?”

Does she really like buying vintage-looking clothes or is that dress actually vintage? What’s up with the beehive hairstyle? Who uses parasols anymore?

They’re on a mission they can’t stop.

You gotta give it to them, they know what they want and they’re going for it.

One second they’re there, the next they’re gone.

Where did you come from? Where did you go?

They use outdated slang/don’t understand modern concepts.

What do you mean you can call someone on a tiny glass box? I don’t understand why those stairs are moving. What is this “internet” you speak of?

No one remembers meeting her/people ignore her presence.

You introduce everyone to your SO, but no one seems to notice. It would sure be nice if your friends would give them a chance, or at least acknowledge their presence.

They never know what day it is.

If they would just check their phone, they’d know what day it is. That’s weird, why don’t they have a phone? What’s even weirder is that they don’t know what a phone is. Wait…

They never seem to leave your thoughts.

You could say that they’re haunting your mind 😉

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